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Saving the Embattled Star Tribune Building
A vexing historic preservation problem has appeared in the proposed Vikings Stadium issue. Local preservation groups are fighting to keep an iconic building from demolition to make way for a plaza as...
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Journal of American Rocket Science Predictions for the Year 2014
The Hostess Company launches a rocket to the moon to make a smiley face of Twinkies on the lunar surface. Rick Perry gives up Texas politics to become the new Marlboro man. Governor Mark Dayton...
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Working Lingo for New York Bartenders
On February 16th, 2014, the New York Times published an article titled ‘Behind Bars’ that decoded lingo used by the city’s fast-paced bartenders who much communicate quickly with each other during...
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Journal of American Rocket Science 20014
In mid-February 2014, Bob Roscoe and Doug Mack noticed an announcement for the Preserve Minneapolis’s February 2014 Breakfast With a Preservationist event somehow carried the 20014 date. So the pair...
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From Farmer to Fuel Tank
Have you noticed that the United States NASA space programs have lagged behind natural food co-ops and organic cafes in providing America’s local farmers organic fuel for space exploration? Who can...
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Journal of American Rocket Science Turns Down Defense Department Offer
Citing lack of reasonable need, The Journal of American Rocket Science today notified the U.S Defense Department that our operation will not accept their offer of a military attack helicopter.
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Roadrunner Will be a Smash Hit at New Vikings Stadium
For scores of Minnesota bird protectors who have protested the new glass panels about to be installed at the Vikings Stadium near downtown Minneapolis, Vikings management have refused to...
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To our devoted readers:
The Journal of American Rocket Science hopes your Thanksgiving grape salad will be as delicious as all your past Thanksgiving grape salads!
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Journal of American Rocket Science Predictions For 2015
Dog owners will teach their pets to do selfies. CEO of Twin Cities Public Television, Channel Two, will receive knighthood from Queen Elizabeth for promoting British image. The number of states...
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It’s Out! The New Hilary Clinton Cookbook
By a fortuitous mistake, Secretary of State, who claimed she has kept her personal e-mails private, had inadvertently cc’d The Journal of American Science with her favorite recipes. Our scientists...
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